28.02.12 - Now with 83% more puns

+++++The State of the Nation+++++

• Rams and vandals, vandals and rams. Both of our settlements have had rams placed at their walls by greedy capitalist swine after our goodies. Fortunately the brave and handsome people of Melsonia cleared away their mess and threw rocks at them until they died.
  
• The Central Planning Committee elections start in four days, stand up and be counted while you still can!
  
• Fobia's alt army is rolling out. Do your part, adopt a slave today.

+++++CPC Imperatives +++++

Food supplies are improving but could still use work. Meat will follow when the ranchers finish their herds but in the time being, diligent workers, we need edible foragables and farmables.


+++++Letters From Glorious Leader+++++

A quiet week of work. Qualities are rising, things are getting done and Melsonia enjoys a period of relative ease. Keep up the good work.


+++++Heroes and Patriots+++++

Fobia and Liam, for spotting and dealing with our naughty neighbours. Because of them we sleep sound in our beds.